OK, this is a joke, right?  Found on Craigslist:

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Rub Mai Ting Massage (Makiki)

Healing touch is nourishment for the soul. The massage alternative that promotes relaxation and relieves stress. Specializing in relaxation using a blend of techniques influenced by:

-Aromatherapy
-Ayurvedic Massage
-Bodywork
-Chakra Balancing
-Deep Tissue Massage
-Guided Body Wisdom
-Lomi Lomi
-Reflexology
-Reiki

Strengthens and rejuvenates the body; balancing the body, mind, and spirit.

*For more information check this lady out!

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Uhh, "rub my t'ing"???  Somebody's gotta check this out.